Roasted weekly in NYC & Texas · Shipped same week

The Best Damn Coffee.

Women-owned, fair-trade, 100% Arabica — roasted to order, never roasted to sit. Ethiopian single origins, signature blends, and now Japanese matcha. Better every single time.

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★★★★★ Loved by home brewers, cafes & offices — free shipping over $50
The Best Damn Coffee Roasters — Ethiopian Yirgacheffe Blend bag
Our Mission

Coffee that's fair to the farmer, the planet, and your morning.

100% Arabica

Only specialty-grade Arabica beans, grown at high elevations where they develop slowly — and taste richer.

Fair Trade Organic

Fair trade means the farmer wins too — fair pay and direct relationships, not middlemen. Organic means nothing touches your beans but sun, rain, and patience.

Women Owned

Founded, run, and roasted by women. Up to 70% of roles in coffee production are filled by women — we put them first.

Roasted This Week

Your bag was a green bean days ago. Same-week roasting means coffee that actually tastes alive.

Customer Favorites

Pick your poison.

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Not a coffee person? Meet our matcha.

100% organic Japanese matcha — standard grade from Shizuoka for lattes and baking, ceremonial grade from southern Kagoshima for sipping it straight. The same obsessive quality we bring to coffee, now in green.

✓ Standard grade — vegetal, earthy, buttery. Built for lattes.
✓ Ceremonial grade — smooth, naturally sweet, whisk-and-sip.
✓ Try both with the $20 sample pack before you commit.
Sourced from Shizuoka 🇯🇵
Japanese organic matcha from The Best Damn Coffee Roasters
Where it grows

From farm to your french press.

ETH

SidamoSouthern Ethiopia · High Grown

Earthiness, blueberries, smooth body
ETH

YirgacheffeGedeo Zone · High Grown

Berries, nuts, a hint of wine
ETH

GujiOromia Region · High Grown

Stone fruit, floral, syrupy body
BRA

CerradoMinas Gerais, Brazil

Nutty, cocoa, low acid, smooth
COL

ColombiaColombian Andes · High Grown

Caramel, red fruit, balanced
MEX

EsmeraldaMexico · Natural Decaf

All the flavor, none of the jitters
JPN

ShizuokaJapan · Organic Matcha

Vegetal, buttery, ceremonial & standard
The Coffee Belt

Every bean we roast grows in the belt between the Tropics of Cancer and Capricorn — here's the lay of the land.

Sampler Pack

Can't decide? Try three.

Build your own sample pack. Pick three of our roasts, choose your roast level, and we'll send you 4oz of each — freshly roasted the same week. The fastest way to find your forever bag.

✓ 3 × 4oz bags
✓ You pick the roasts
✓ $22 flat
Build-your-own whole bean sample pack — 3 bags, 4oz each
Give the good stuff

Gifts that actually get used.

★ The Crowd Pleaser

The Best Damn Bean Box

Two 12oz whole-bean single origins — Ethiopian Guji and Ethiopian Yirgacheffe — boxed and ready to gift. For birthdays, holidays, thank-yous, and people who are impossible to shop for.

$45.00
The Best Damn Bean Box gift set
Ethiopian coffee bean bundle

Ethiopian Bean Bundle

A tour of our Ethiopian lineup in one bundle.
$55.99
Authentic burlap coffee sack

Authentic Coffee Sack

A real burlap sack from our green coffee imports — chosen at random, every one unique.
$10.00
What the people say

Customers don't shut up about it.

★★★★★

"I bought a bag as a gift and ended up keeping it for myself. The Yirgacheffe is genuinely the best coffee I've had at home — full stop."

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Maya R.
Dallas, TX · Verified
★★★★★

"I'm a snob about coffee and I rarely re-order from anyone. I've reordered the Sidamo blend four times. That's the review."

J
James O.
Portland, OR · Verified
★★★★★

"Bought the 5lb bag for our office. The whole team noticed within a day. We're never going back to whatever beige nonsense we had before."

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Priya S.
Austin, TX · Verified
Home/Shop

Shop the whole damn roastery.

Every bag was a green bean days ago. Ethiopian single origins, signature blends, natural decaf, Japanese matcha, 5lb bulk, and build-your-own sample packs. Free shipping over $50.

Home/Wholesale

For cafes, offices, and serious caffeine operations.

We supply fresh, fair-trade, women-roasted coffee to cafes, restaurants, offices, and gift programs. Custom packaging available. Pricing scales with volume — taste comes standard.

Partner Portal — Order & Pay Invoices

Tier 01

Office Plan

5 lb bags · recurring delivery
  • 5lb bulk bags from $85
  • Whole bean or pre-ground
  • Single origin or blend rotation
  • Decaf available for the afternoon crowd
  • Pause or cancel anytime
Most popular
Tier 02

Cafe Partner

Volume pricing · weekly roasts
  • Roast-to-order, shipped weekly
  • Dedicated point of contact
  • Custom blend development available
  • Wholesale espresso roasts
  • Marketing & POS materials included
Tier 03

Private Label

Custom pricing & packaging
  • Your brand, our coffee
  • Custom bag design & label printing
  • Bespoke blend formulation
  • Direct origin sourcing on request
  • Gift & subscription programs
How it works

Three steps from inquiry to invoice.

01

Tell us what you need

Fill out the form below — volume, brewing method, current spend. We reply within 2–3 business days with options sized to your operation.

02

Taste before you commit

We send a curated sampling of roasts based on your use case. Brew them, taste them, share with your team. No commitment.

03

Custom plan, fresh delivery

Pick what you love. We roast to your schedule, ship direct, and adjust as your business grows.

Let's talk shop.

Tell us about your business and what you need. A real human will reply within 2–3 business days — often with coffee on the way.

Phone (214) 494-0356
Web thebestdamncoffeeroasters.com
Instagram @thebestdamncoffee
Home/My Account

My account.

Your orders, your subscription, your info — all in one place.

Home/Help

Need a hand?

Shipping, policies, brewing, and everything people ask us. Can't find it? Email bestdamncr@gmail.com — a real human reads it.

Shipping & policies.

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Shipping

Orders are processed within 2–3 days and roasted the same week they ship. Standard shipping is $5 (3–6 business days) and FREE over $50. Express is $14 (1–2 business days).

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All Sales Final

Everything is roasted and packed fresh to order, so we do not accept returns. If something arrives damaged or wrong, we'll always make it right — see the next card.

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Damaged or wrong?

If anything arrives damaged or incorrect, email bestdamncr@gmail.com — we review damaged goods within 24–48 hours and make it right.

Brew guides.

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French Press

Coarse grind · 1:15 ratio · 4 min
  1. Add 2 tbsp of coarse-ground coffee per 6 fl oz of water.
  2. Pour water just off the boil (~200°F), stir once.
  3. Steep 4 minutes — no peeking.
  4. Press slowly, pour immediately, enjoy loudly.
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Drip / Auto

Medium grind · 2 tbsp per 6 oz
  1. Use 2 tbsp of medium-ground coffee per 6 fl oz of water — straight off the back of our bag.
  2. Filtered water makes a noticeable difference.
  3. Drink within an hour of brewing; the pot is not a storage device.
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Pour Over

Medium-fine grind · 1:16 ratio · ~3 min
  1. Rinse the filter, add coffee, level the bed.
  2. Pour twice the coffee's weight in water, wait 30s (the bloom).
  3. Pour the rest in slow circles. Total brew ~3 minutes.
  4. Best way to taste our Yirgacheffe's florals.
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Espresso

Fine grind · ~1:2 ratio · 25–30 sec
  1. Dose ~18g of fine-ground Espresso Blend.
  2. Tamp level, aim for ~36g out in 25–30 seconds.
  3. Sour? Grind finer. Bitter? Grind coarser.
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Cold Brew

Extra-coarse grind · 1:8 ratio · 12–18 hrs
  1. Combine coarse grounds and cold water, 1:8 by weight.
  2. Steep 12–18 hours in the fridge.
  3. Strain, dilute to taste, feel unstoppable.
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Matcha

1–2 tsp · 175°F water · whisk
  1. Sift 1–2 tsp of matcha into a bowl.
  2. Add ~2 oz of 175°F water (not boiling — it scorches).
  3. Whisk in a fast "M" motion until frothy.
  4. Sip straight (ceremonial) or top with milk (standard).

The FAQ.

What kind of beans am I buying?
Specialty grade, organic, fair trade coffee beans — whole bean or ground, your choice.
What does "specialty grade" actually mean?
Specialty grade beans contain no primary defects and show distinct attributes in taste, aroma, and acidity. It's the top tier of coffee grading — and the only tier we roast.
When will my order ship?
We process orders within 2–3 days and roast the same week we ship — your coffee was a green bean days before it reaches your door.
How long will my coffee stay fresh?
Roasted whole beans keep up to a month after opening. Once ground, coffee stays fresh for 1–2 weeks when stored properly — sealed, cool, dry, and away from sunlight.
Whole bean or ground — which should I order?
If you own a grinder, go whole bean and grind right before brewing for maximum freshness. No grinder? Our pre-ground is ground the same week it ships, so you're still way ahead of the grocery aisle.
What's your return policy?
All sales are final — everything is roasted and packed fresh for you, so we don't accept returns. If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, email bestdamncr@gmail.com within a couple of days and we'll review it within 24–48 hours and make it right.
Can I share photos with your products?
OF COURSE! We love seeing our customers with our products — with your consent, we enjoy sharing them on our platforms and spreading the joy.
Do you do wholesale?
Yes — cafes, restaurants, offices, and private label. Check out the wholesale page or log into the partner portal to order at partner pricing.
How do I reach you?
Email bestdamncr@gmail.com, call (214) 494-0356, or find us on Instagram @thebestdamncoffee.
Home/Coffee Quiz

Find your perfect cup.

Four questions, zero science, one very good coffee recommendation. Let's go.

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